postgenderfemmerobot:

first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name

midnight—chlamydia:

officialgenitalherpes:

kassierouxelblog:

pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it

OMFG I GET IT

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

just say it out loud, or at least the last two, in detail

1 month ago | 343,005 notes | Via | Source
Tags: #no

Deadpool Test Footage in HD by itsartmag

herochan:

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool… in HD

If we add the word “leaked” to this will it make it more exciting? If “leaked” means “uploaded by the animation studio” then this is even more “leaked” than when “leaked” meant “shown to 1000’s of people at Comic-Con”. 

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

You never know it’s the right one. I don’t think there is a “right” one. There are many people you could fall in love with forever. Marriage is an ongoing thing, man. You continue to work at it. But it’s joyful. And joyous. I don’t care if people are living without a marriage certificate. It’s just about people, in some way, saying to each other, I commit to you. I will help you in this life. We’re not in this room for the next 20 years by accident. We’re here because we mean it.

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Tags: #daaaaamn
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Tags: #idris elba

ginandbird:

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '

DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

love everything about this.
3 months ago | 57,191 notes | Via | Source

xcii-v-x:

brodingershat:

iforgotmytampon:

thechronicleofshe:

they only let us narrate yogurt commercials. 

dudes

Click the link.

THE LINK

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princess-shitstain:

legof-lamb:

Butte Hotel, Portland, OR by Robby Virus on Flickr.

for a second i totally thought it said butt hole

3 months ago | 49 notes | Via | Source

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wildandwild:

theappleppielifestyle:

blackamazon:

”there there angry face”
”no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

#kirk and bones

image

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3 months ago | 234,040 notes | Via | Source
Tags: #star trek

tereziskyrope:

MY MIND’S TELLING ME NOOO

BUT MY BODY, MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSS

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4 months ago | 9,397 notes | Via | Source
Tags: #daaaaamn

tyrannosaurus-regina:

story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings of lights. umbrellas are major fashion accessories and nobody is caught dead without one. festivals are all held indoors except for rain parades. everyone has massive gardens. its awesome.

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Tags: #so portland

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